Ode to the Wedding Season

Okay, One month left

I need to start preparing

Let’s count how many outfits I need

This is not good,

I need a lot

But Its okay,”I feel pretty”

 

Trying on my old outfits

So, that was a mistake

I feel depressed

Why does nothing fit

I am growing old

I need to work out more

Maybe if I diet

But Its okay,”I feel pretty”

 

I need some new stuff

Lets open pinterest

Why are all the models so thin

I take some of my old stuff

Get some new stuff

Voila, I have a super weird outfit

Can I get a new body

Or my old one back

But Its okay,”I feel pretty”

 

Everything is new

Everything is plain still,

I need to accessorise it

Why is everything so expensive

I will use my child as an accessory

She is cute and

This is not child abuse

But Its okay,”I feel pretty”

 

Lets move on to the shoes

Heels do fit me

But their height so does not

Flats its going to be

Kill me now

But Its okay,”I feel pretty”

 

I may not be the same

I may not dress the same

But underneath it all

Its okay because

“I feel pretty”